British Literature for Children

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Everything I Ever Really Needed to Know I Learned at Hogwarts

  • You can't tell a Bertie Botts Every Flavor Bean by its color.
  • Magic won't solve all your problems.
  • If you miss the train, you can always take the car.
  • When in doubt, try the library.
  • Even a broken, backfiring wand has its uses.
  • Choose your pets VERY carefully.
  • Nosey reporters can really bug you.
  • CONSTANT VIGILANCE!!!
  • Never trust anything that can think for itself if you can't see where it keeps its brain.
    Go back to the Library or the Gnomon Keep Map.